The Laziest Dog Ever

Pippen's Exhausting Day:
First, wake Mommy up after Daddy leaves for work at 6:50, 7am.
Accomplish this by stuffing nose under bedroom door and making snuffling noises.
If this does not work, start whining.
After waking Mommy up, slowly waddle to our bed and lay down for the rest of the day.

Every once in a while check to see that Mommy is behaving by craning head out of bed to check out the office. Since Mommy seems to be ok and has not treats in her hand, get comfy in bed an continue to snooze the day away.